sunshineoptimismandangels:

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
oh wait

It is horribly written fanfic

sunshineoptimismandangels:

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

It is horribly written fanfic

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via braveschurrle)

  • british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
  • americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

(Source: illkim, via subtle)

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

(via dutchster)

  • person: do you have tumblr?
  • me: yes
  • person: whats your url?
  • me: no
simmerdwn:

Michael & Luke @ itunes festival

simmerdwn:

Michael & Luke @ itunes festival

(via daddyzaynoffical)

Nicki Minaj on Ellen show (premiere 09-10-2014)

(Source: all-nickiminaj, via jesuschristvevo)

ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

(via cassycat1)

Luke Hemmings - Selfie Battle

(Source: pnksrock, via 17hemmings)

eccentwrit:

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,
BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE

eccentwrit:

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,

BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via cassycat1)

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

(Source: videohall, via 17hemmings)

(Source: pohker, via dunedehaan)